Camping

The campsite is simple — just how we like it.
A field with trees, a firepit, and space to build something weird and wonderful together.

No glamping. No assigned spots.
Just shared ground and a little chaos magic.

  • Pack light, pitch tight. Bring only what you need and set up close to your neighbors. Think Tetris, not Versailles.
  • Smaller is sweeter. We’d love it if you left the four-room party palace at home and brought something humble instead.
  • We’re building a kinky village. You’ll have space to decorate, co-create, and add your flavor to our communal corners. Come ready to play with the vibe.

Electricity & Devices

  • There is power. We’ll run electricity through the camp — just bring your longest extension cord and a power strip.
  • But not too much. No fridges, hair dryers, AC units, or anything with a heavy draw. You’ll blow the whole grid. Seriously.

Weather & Ground Rules

  • No trench warfare. If it rains, don’t dig around your tent — we’re guests on this land, and we leave it as we found it.
  • Smoke if you got it — respectfully. Keep cigarettes (or whatever else you're smoking) away from tents. Use the firepit zone, and pass it left for good karma.

Comfort & Decor

  • Fairy lights encouraged. Bring LEDs, soft glows, solar sparkles — whatever lights you up at night.
  • Toilets and showers? Yes. Three indoor toilets and a shared shower cabin with two heads. It’s not spa-level private, so coordinate with care and kindness.

Cooking & Cooling

  • Don’t bring a stove. We’ve got warm meals covered. You get to rest and eat.
  • Want cold drinks? Bring a cooler box or an insulated grocery bag. Low-tech, high reward.
  • Tents, vans, campers — all good. Just let us know if you’re bringing a camper, so we can do our best to make space. No guarantees, but we’ll try.
  • Indoor space is limited. It’s reserved for activities, so plan to sleep outdoors unless we’ve talked.

We know camping isn’t possible for everyone — and we don’t want that to be a barrier if your heart is set on being here.

If you’d rather sleep off-site (in a nearby B&B, hotel, or rental), that’s okay. We’ve had folks do that before. What matters most is that you're still fully part of the experience — not just dropping in.

We’ll ask that you commit to the key shared moments — like the opening circle, the knotting ceremony, and other grounding points that help shape the collective container. We’ll talk it through together and make clear agreements that work for everyone.

If you're planning to stay off-site, please let us know when you book your ticket.

Large camper tent at night This camp is temporary.
But the way it feels — if we do it right — might just stay with you forever.